Because I Stuck Carrots Up My Nose by Wendy Jane and Brandy Jean
Because I stuck carrots up my nose, I couldn't smell. Because I couldn't smell, I stopped taking showers. Because I stopped taking showers, no one would stand next to me. Because no one would stand next to me, I had no friends. Because I had no friends, I was lonely. Because I was lonely, I talked to my goldfish. Because I talked to my goldfish, I had urges to flush it down the toilet. Because I had urges to flush it down the toilet, I decided I needed a hobby. Because I decided I needed a hobby, I took up Jell-O molding. Because I took up Jell-O molding, I became big in the catering business. Because I became big in the catering business, I was asked to cater Carrot Top's wedding. Because I was asked to cater Carrot Top's wedding, I had to listen to him talk. Because I had to listen to him talk, I became very annoyed. Because I became very annoyed, I threw my Jell-O sculptures. Because I threw my Jell-O sculptures, no one would hire me. Because no one would hire me, I was forced to move in with my parents. Because I was forced to move in with my parents, I started talking to my goldfish again. All because I stuck carrots up my nose.
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